As written about previously, I enjoy checking the search terms to see what brings people to my site. A few months back google started encrypting their searches for people who are logged in (aka any who uses gmail). This had the highly annoying side effect of giving me a huge number of “encrypted_search_terms” results on my blog dashboard. LAME!! I finally got around to creating a google webmaster account and checked out what people have been searching for. Here’s an awesome and amusing list of why you’d come to Microcosmologist:
What Would Carl Sagan Do?
cosmic wonderment
old tape recorders with dust
psychedelic pony
alien obstacles for horses
desk fan with blue propellor
Leonardo Da Vinci interstella traveler
looks like we got a badass over here (w/ MANY variations… my fav is “juicy badass”)
dropout bear
deep 360 waves
planets blowing up
not cool man
find cat in junk pile
the sleep of reason brings forth monsters
biggest steak in the world
why stop now remix
if you have blue eyes what does it mean
caught in the hustle
moon butt
i love dreaming
just kick it
types of jamming
pizza flute
the eh team
inspire me
i’m a shark
hell of a good dip
when i get sad i stop being sad and be awesome instead
surround yourself with people who are going to lift you higher
all i wanna see is a sky full of lighters
And so just like last time, you ask for something obscure and I deliver:
Also, my overall #2 top search term: Handlebar Mustache. For serious. Really, guys?!?
also, with the bonus variations:
sexy handlebar mustache
sophisticated facial hair
moustache fashion
this mustache had its own mustache
where did the mustache craze come from?
