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    The Spiritual Uplift of Infinity


    2011 - 01.30

    Part one: Immensity

    One of the most endlessly fascinating human concepts is the idea of infinity. It’s a concept that is referenced often, but seldom do we get the occasion to sit and deeply contemplate the idea. There are so many ways in which infinity is a breathtaking thought. Let’s delve into it!

    The marvel which immediately comes to mind is the size of it. I think of a hundred as a big number. If I have 100 blueberry muffins, I’ve got more breakfast food than I could possibly eat. The refrigerator is going to be full, and even then, some of these things are probably winding up in the garbage. As much as I hate to see anything go to waste, and as much as I love eating a fluffy blueberry muffin, I simply cannot eat 100 of them. So 100 is a lot.

    Stepping up one order of magnitude, if I had 1000 muffins, now I would have to start giving them away. There would be boxes everywhere. Definitely not enough space in the fridge and freezer combined, and now I think I never want to eat another muffin again. Even the ones with the sweet crunchy tops. Iew. If I had 10,000, now we’re dealing with a disaster. The landlord is incensed with the gargantuan piles spilling out all the doors, and there’s probably not much room to walk through the house. At 100,000 muffins, I would probably get killed. Squeezed to death by the immense force needed to cram so many into one house. Even when you compress all the air out of that fluffy goodness, we’re looking at some dangerous volumes.

    But to a lot of people 100,000 is still not that big of a number. What about a million? That number gets tossed around like nothing. A million bucks for a mansion. A million oranges in a large plantation. 310 million people living in the United States. It’s a big country. But there’s almost 7 BILLION people living on planet Earth. 310 million US residents is not a lot of people compared to the 7 billion world population. We’re only 1/22nd of the total amount.

    A billion, now that’s a really big number. The sun and the earth both formed about 4.5 billion years ago. The universe itself is estimated to be 13.75 billion years old, with a visible size of 46 billion light years. So big, you can no longer grasp how large that is. There’s easily over 100 billion galaxies in the observable universe. That’s more galaxies than even the widest, boldest mind can imagine. But there are bigger numbers still. And yet, the sizes of all these things are insignificant next to the size of infinity. A hundred billion is exactly the same distance from infinity as the number one. That’s the wonder of infinity!

    Just for fun, let’s keep going. The number of bits available for storage on my 1.5TB hard drive, 12 trillion. The US national debt is currently 13.75 trillion. A hundred dollars for every year in the age of the universe! The number of neural connections in the human brain is over 10^14. There’s over 70 sextillion stars in the observable universe. That’s 70×10^21. 10^80 elemental particles present in the observable universe. Google, now a household word, is an alternate spelling of googol, which is the number 10^100. Written out, that’s:

    Ten followed by a hundred zeros. But there’s even bigger numbers still! A googolplex is 10^10^100. In a scene from Cosmos, Carl Sagan humorously shows how it’s not possible to write out a googolplex because it’s simply too big–it wouldn’t fit inside our universe! Those 10^80 particles are simply insufficient for the task, even if one particle was used to represent one zero. And still, there are even larger numbers than the googolplex. Even dramatically larger numbers. But still, the idea persists that even the largest number conceivable is precisely the same distance from infinity as the number one.

    Pt.2: Park it wherever you like

    I’d like to talk a little bit about another fascinating property of infinity that gives me a lot of optimism and joy. When we think about infinity, my mind at least goes straight to the large: the vastness of the cosmos and the unending progression of time. But for all the giant spaces infinity implies, there are implicit minuscule ones as well. When we count from 1 to 2, we think of that as a finite interval. It’s easy to see, if I have one apple and you give me a second one, now I have two, a finite number of apples. I definitely don’t have infinite apples. (Although I wish I did.)

    But for every number you can name between one and two, I can give you a number that’s halfway between your number and one. You say 1.5, I say 1.25. You say 1.1, I say 1.05. You say okay wiseguy, how about 1.000001? I reply 1.0000005. We can start using scientific notation and continue this volley–until forever. And just like that, we’ve slid down the chasm into infinity, INSIDE the space between one and two. Infinity can exist inside of finite boundaries, because of the idea that in addition to being endlessly large, infinity is also endlessly small.

    This idea has tremendous philosophical ramifications. When we lay outside under the stars at night and gaze out upon the universe, the sheer scale of ourselves, compared to it, can really seem bewildering. Stupefying. Daunting. Maybe even a bit disheartening. We realize how utterly tiny we are. And how the vast spaces beyond our planet will never know our names, our histories, or the fruits of our lives work. The collective plight of our entire species will likely be a fraction of a fraction of a fraction of a blink in the scale of our own galaxy alone, nevermind the cosmos. We glimpse the scope of the large infinity and all the treasure we hold special suddenly seems not just petty, but outright laughable. When our train of thought goes so far down that track, infinity seems to be a source of despair, pointlessness.

    It is in this moment we need to remind ourselves that the grandiose richness of detail, subtlety, and surprise that large infinities encompass is also fully present within the infinities of the small. And these infinities of the small reside within our familiar finite spaces. Holding two apples, one in each hand, you can hold the entire cosmos between your fingertips. That same infinity up in the sky at night is right here, literally in our hands, available to be reshaped, to be studied, played with, laughed about, and to reshape us with its own, bottomless insight. This idea of infinity, so breathtaking in immensity, is right here with us, a trove of eternal possibilities for inquisition.

    It’s a mathematical proof for the idea of interconnectedness. Thich Nhat Hanh, the famous Buddhist, eloquently muses upon the idea of oneness using a single tree within the larger world:

    A tree is very beautiful. A tree to me is as beautiful as a cathedral. Even more beautiful.
    I look into the tree and I saw the whole cosmos in it.
    I saw the sunshine in the tree. Can you see the sunshine in the tree?

    Yeah, because without the sunshine, no tree can grow.
    I see a cloud in the tree. Can you see? Without a cloud there can be no rain, no tree.

    I see the Earth in the tree–I see everything in the tree.
    So the tree is where everything in the cosmos… come into.
    And the cosmos reveals itself to me through a tree.

    Therefore a tree, to me, is a cathedral.

    It inspires me so very deeply to think that infinity can be bounded within a finite space. It inspires me to think that the potential for limitlessness is anywhere you look. The comprehensive vast ‘everything’ is right here. All around us, within our hands, and inside of us. Exactly like Thich Nhat’s tree, we can look into ourselves, we can look between our hands, we can look…wherever we want, and see the whole cosmos.

    Photoshop Tutorial: Selective Color (i.e. THE BOMB)


    2011 - 01.29

    Photoshop tutorial number three dishes the dirt about my personal favorite adjustment in Photoshop: selective color! This is a completely radical function that often gets overlooked.

    When you have a photo that just seems kinda blah, the first instinct is, “beef up the color!” And yes, it’s not a bad idea. But there are a hundred different ways of going about it, some of them certainly better than others. Let’s start with the worst: saturation. Cranking up the saturation indiscriminately makes every pixel in your image more of a pure color. A boring red becomes bright red. What separates secret sauce from lame sauce here though, is that saturation will leave you with blown-out colors. There’s no subtlety and you start losing detail.  As an example, I’ve got a lousy photo here, with some dude doing a dirtbike jump.  At least this lousy photo does feature motocross, I guess that’s cool.  Have a look at the oversaturated image: the tree at left is RED, the grass still really isn’t green, and the sky looks a little fake.


    A bit more refined than the saturation is the vibrance control in Photoshop. I think they basically put this in because they couldn’t stand people cranking on the saturation any longer. Adobe said, okay, if you really can’t be bothered to figure out how to properly adjust your colors, and you want to juice things up using only one slider–use this one. It’s basically a saturation control that only affects dull colors. So now, instead of blowing out your already blue sky into something totally unrealistic, you boost up your boring colors into something more interesting, and leave the ones that were already cool alone. Ahh, that’s better already.


    But vibrance is still a blunt instrument. We need something with a delicate touch to really make our colors look great but not fake. Enter selective color.

    Selective color, as the name implies, lets you individually edit colors. Is the grass in your photos just not bright enough? Edit the green! Is your sky sort of pale? Edit just the blues! Not only can you tweak the colors of your photo one at a time, you can change their hues as well. Selective color is like a hue/saturation/brightness control for each individual color. And it’s the secret sauce when it comes to beefing up ALL your colors in a controllable way that won’t leave you with some colors blown out and others still muted.

    I originally started using selective color as a means to correct skin colors. To my eye, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a digital camera that correctly renders human skin tones. Which is kind of surprising, considering the popularity of people as a subject for photographs! It seems to me that skin is *always* too reddish, often pale looking with too much magenta in it. Not flattering. So what I like to do is select “Red” for my color, and then adjust the three sliders for Cyan, Magenta, and Yellow. You’ll get decent results if you drop down the cyan just a skoch, reduce the magenta about a quarter, and boost the yellow very slightly. Just about anyone’s skin color will now look better after that one step. As I did this to photo after photo, I started to realize how powerful and subtle of a tool selective color can be!  Allow me to demonstrate on John Medeski.  In the middle of a melodica solo:

    What you’re doing is adjusting the hue of the reds, making them more yellow.  As you probably noticed, changing the “Red” color composition affects anything red anywhere in the image, not just a person’s skin. (Like the Nord Electro keyboard in the image above. If there are certain areas that need a lot of correction and others that should be left alone, use feathered selections around your critical areas.) You may recognize the fact that Cyan, Magenta, and Yellow (Black is just all three put together), are the three primary colors for printing or painting. In other words if you have these three colors of ink, you can make any color imaginable. For example, yellow and cyan make green. Cyan and magenta make blue. Etcetera.

    See where this is going? You can use selective color for way more than just correcting facial tones. And you can use it to make each color more of a “pure” color, with very fine control. To make a nice deep blue with ink, we’d combine cyan and magenta. No yellow. So to intensify your sky, turn the yellow slider way down, and start boosting the cyan, and to a lesser extent, the magenta. Viola! Deep blue skies, with every other color in your image unaffected! It’s science.

    The same idea applies to every other color. To make green with inks, we’d combine about equal parts cyan and yellow, with no magenta. So select “Green” in selective color, and drop the Magenta slider way down. BAM. Your greens just got a lot greener, without oversaturating them or messing up the delicate balance you just achieved with the blues.  To illustrate what I mean, I went overboard in the screenshot below to show how much you can change a single color.  The green grass is ridiculously green, while the sky–perfectly boring blue.  (full disclosure: the “yellows” have similar settings here to the greens, otherwise everything is neutral.  Yellow and green tend to be inter-related)


    Maybe at this point I will interject the nuance that you can either be additive with this process or subtractive. I prefer to be mostly subtractive, because I think it avoids oversaturating the picture. That is to say, most of my sliders are below 0, and only a few go above it. If you go crazy on the positive end of the sliders, you can make just as obnoxious of a result with selective color as you would get by cranking the saturation like a rookie would. This is what we’re trying to avoid.

    And I’ll add the usual caveats: don’t overdo it. Make sure your image still looks “real”. Check and uncheck the preview box now and then to keep yourself under control. It’s easy to get carried away. When I first discovered how to use “compression” doing audio mixing, I went nuts and compressed the daylights out of everything. At the time I thought it sounded awesome and “thick”. Now, looking back at some of the mastering I did shortly after discovering this powerful new tool, it seems way overdone and amateurish.

    Subtlety. Is key.

    Photoshop Tutorial: Curves white balance


    2011 - 01.28

    Curves!  Probably the most useful and basic tool in Photoshop for making adjustments.  You can find it under image > adjustments > curves.  For the uninitiated, a common use of curves is to increase contrast in a photo.  If you make the good ol’ “S” curve using 3 points, you can add contrast to any image.  Just like you see below!  I’ve added a small change to my S curve: the middle point is raised above center, instead of being dead center.  This has the effect of brightening the overall image as well as adding contrast.  How does that work, you ask?  Read on!

    Basically, if you think about the labels on each axis here, you can understand what’s happening.  You have a point with a certain brightness, let’s call it “50” out of 100, smack in the very center.  That’s your “input”.  The way the photo is, already.  Your “output” is what you want to do to it, i.e. make it brighter or darker.  So for “50” which should be exactly in the center of the grid, we’ve raised it a bit, meaning it’s now brighter, maybe a 58 or so.  With the S curve shown, our darks are just a touch darker, our midtones are a touch brighter, and our brights got a noticeable boost even brighter.

    The photoshop trick that’s really been growing on me lately is using curves to tweak white balance. Even if you had the right white balance selected when you took a given photo, there’s often a subtle color cast. Messing around with this color cast can sometimes give a real nice feel.  Or, if you’re like me and you sometimes forget to set your camera back to the right setting when you walk from indoors to out (and auto-WB never seems to get tungsten right), you can use this technique to correct photos that are wayyy off.

    There are three eyedroppers in here that aren’t really labeled. I put a nice bright red box around them in the screenshot so you’ll notice them–I overlooked them myself for a long time. You can use them to pick the black, gray, and white points for a photo, assuming your picture has those three colors. (Most do.) It’s pretty simple. Picking the white point usually yields the most dramatic effect. Click the white eyedropper in the Curves window, then start clicking on places that are completely saturated, or the pixels which are immediately adjacent to a saturated area.  In the image below, I picked a bright white spot on one of the apples, reflected from the lights above.  Now this point is the “new white”.  Viola-instant white balance correction!  Note that you can lose detail here by selecting something darker than absolute white, because whatever lightness you click on now BECOMES absolute white with the resulting new curves. There are some really interesting changes in the color cast of the photo when you start clicking around.

    Try a lot of points, and notice that your color cast is the opposite of whatever you click on. For example, if you click on an area that’s blue-ish, your resulting white balance will shift the colors toward red-ish. It’s trying to compensate against whatever your clicking on. If you click on a “cool” area, it will “warm” the photo. The inverse is also true.

    You can do the same process with the black and the gray eyedropper, but a lot of times I find that the black point really doesn’t do much to affect the colors, and it’s hard to really get a good shade of gray in your average color photo. Maybe my technique is still maturing in this territory though.   If you do have a shot with a nice even gray in it, like concrete, definitely try using the gray eyedropper on that area.  It can produce some nice changes in the shades of your colors.

    Finally, advanced students will note that if you wanted to, you could achieve the same thing by manually moving the individual color curves.  Sometimes, for examples like the picture below, where your camera was completely on the wrong white balance setting when you took the shot, you might want to apply the curves by hand to get it just so.  Go give it a try!

    Finding the Meaning: Fine Paisley Like Mandelbrot Edition


    2011 - 01.27

    So I set out to write a post about the first poem I put on the blog and I ended up instead writing a long post about GTA. (coming soon!) Not sure how that happened… wait, actually I know exactly how that happened: I was talking about how I enjoy discussions of what meaning people derive from a work of art because it often give you new insight into why you, yourself enjoy it; and then I got sidetracked by talking about the awesome article/comments on Kotaku, which made me recall why I love GTA. I intended to write about poetry, and instead wrote about video games. Two disparate artistic mediums! And yes, contrary to Mr. Roger Ebert’s now-famous quote that video games can never be art, I do think they can be very artistic. Besides, Roger Ebert talking about video games is about as relevant as Bob Vila critiquing figure skating. Which is to say: Completely. Meaningless.

    But I digress. This is the second first posting in the beginning of my “Finding the Meaning” series which will analyze the deeper layers, the significances of…. whatever topic is in question! This installment: a poem.

    The piece I put up here called “Fine Paisley Like Mandelbrot” is a witches-brew cauldron, bubbling with the things that have been on my mind lately. It’s principle thrust is to simply chew up these influences and spit them back out. The common denominator in the disparate topics we’re about to flesh out is the sheer amount of detail. The richness. A Mandelbrot set, which you can zoom and magnify infinitely, would be an archetypal exemplar of such richness. In this piece I was trying to vocalize my effort (especially with the content on this website) to step up my game, and bring as high of a level of detail as I can to the artforms I practice. There is a thrilling element to such explosions of detail, and I set out to attempt capturing this.

    One of the chief influences on my brain right now (which should be obvious by this blog) has been space. The vastness of it. The crazy, stupefying, ineffable, head-exploding vastness of it. I was sitting at the kitchen table looking at a full two-page spread of a picture of NGC 3370, aka “the Silverado Galaxy” and thinking, “Wow. This galaxy is so big. And to think that most of it’s stars are blurred together here; I can’t even distinguish the vast majority of them because they’re too small or dim. Imagine if you could zoom in on just this one tiny part of that image, what would be there? Hundreds of thousands of stars maybe. Imagine if you could zoom in on a small cluster of them, a local constellation… what planets would they harbor, what minerals, organic compounds, and maybe… what life would be there? This tiny, itty bitty pixel from that image of the whole galaxy is like a miniature universe unto itself. You could spend a thousand lifetimes cataloging and analyzing just the stuff that is there, even if there were no life (which I bet there is). The detail. The detail! And yet–what is this small cluster of stars, compared to this galaxy? One Pixel. And what is this galaxy compared to its supercluster? What is this supercluster compared to The Universe? What are we, compared to that One Pixel?


    I wish I could get in there, squeeze down to pixel size and study what lays in the obscure backwaters of the Silverado galaxy, but that will not be possible for a hundred human lifetimes yet. Maybe (much?) longer. There is so much to see, to know, to explore in the universe. It overwhelms me.

    So in the spirit of such detail, let’s tear this poem apart, piece by piece!:

    sunburst flares
    -one of the sections in the Cosmos: A Field Guide deals with the Sun, and discusses solar flares. Solar flares are an interesting topic because they directly affect our lives on Earth, unlike the distant stars of astrology. Solar flares can cause power outages, magnetic storms, interference with navigational instruments, etc

    magnified, deconvoluted
    -magnified; the infinite zoom-ability of the Mandelbrot
    -deconvolution is the process of taking something and extracting its component ingredients, which are not visible by simple examination of the whole. For example white light is composed of red, blue, and green light. A science textbook will tell us this fact, and we can verify it by watching the refracted patterns on the wall from a suncatcher’s prism in the morning. But to a six year old, who has never seen a suncatcher, and hasn’t progressed to the science book’s chapter on light waves, all of this knowledge would be hidden. White light’s origin a mystery. A less obvious deconvolution would be the ingredients to a recipe. Only the chef knows his secret ingredient in the incredible pasta alfredo.

    upon spectra wavelength
    -the different colors of white light, are the different wavelengths. Red is 700nm. Blue is 460nm. Green is 540nm. (approximate numbers)

    chopped, split, spliced
    -here there is a parallel drawn with audio. When making songs, it is fun to chop samples apart, split them, and recombine into odd patterns. Soon I’ll be doing an album review of “Arboreal” by The Flashbulb, a fine specimen of chopping, splitting, splicing. The genres of Glitch and breakcore use these techniques extensively.

    reconstitued, & noise filtered
    -reconstitute like orange juice from concentrate. Noise filtered like you’d do to a photo you took at high ISO, to sacrifice a bit of sharpness for the sake of a smooth image, to remove the distracting noise (a technical glitch) and focus your viewer upon the artistic aspect of your snappings.

    grasped with warm
    nearly-sweating anxious palms
    of blossoming love’s first
    intertwinement

    -If there is a thing such as magic in our world, I would say it revolves around the times in our lives when we are falling in love. When we’re making these tiny, joyful discoveries of who a person is, and finding how our sets of puzzle pieces interlock. Of course there’s an avalanche of this at the beginning of a new relationship, but even when love reaches a sort of plateau, there is perpetual opportunity for surprises and new planes of interaction to be opened up. These sacred instants, when love is increasing, are some of the brightest moments in our existences. Love itself is such a wondrous emotion. Literally, wondrous; filled with wonder. That excitement, the fervor of intertwinement, discovery. Something so fresh and new entering your world.

    divine vector pattern explosions
    vector art is something I wish I knew more about. Skilled artists in this medium tend to use a stunning amount of complexity in their works. This explosion of detail is commonly made by using repeating elements (patterns) which have been varied in their scale, orientation, color, opacity, etc so that looking at the whole, it seems like there is an impossible level of density that must have taken forever to craft, when it is in fact the work of speedy workmanship in the task of applying many minor variances.

    miniscule star filter artifactings
    -the star filter is so awesome. It instantly takes things up a notch. I almost feel like a sucker for falling for its allure so easily, but what can I say, it just works. You could call it an “artifact” in the sense that its presence is caused by areas of oversaturation in a photo.

    revolve non-linear focus-pulls
    -focus pulling simply means moving the focus plane in a video. So something far away gets blurry and something close up that used to be blurred now appears sharp. There is an art to acquiring ‘the touch’ to do it with finesse. Shooting film, there is often one person who is devoted solely to this task, or it can be done precisely with automation.

    densely populated in unpredictable
    -the quest for density! With surprising small discoveries therein.

    differential units
    -in calculus, differentiation is the process of finding a rate of change. A differential is the term “dx” if you’re finding the rate of change of x-position, or “dt” if you’re making calculations in relation to the progression of time. A differential unit would be one single point along the progression of a function, which is infinitesimally small. For every point you can pick around the point t=1, I can give you something halfway between your point and t=1. Infinite sequences can be found inside these tiny spaces…

    along our revolution’s arc
    -a reference to the orbit of the Earth around the Sun, the passing of time.

    the bokeh of horse-hair strings
    -bokeh is blurriness caused by a lens being out of focus, a tool that makes photos look pretty.
    -stringed instruments are often played with bows that are made from the tails of horses.

    with richness of three cent detuning
    -a “cent” is a logarithmic unit of measure for musical intervals. In the western 12 tone system of music there are 100 cents between each pitch. C to C# for example is divided by 100 cents. When creating music, it is pleasing to the human ear to have minor imperfections in the pitch. Two violins that could play perfectly in tune with each other (zero cent variation) would not sound as good as two violins which are maybe five cents off. Our ears are used to these minor imperfections, we crave them. It is the human element which separates flawed beauty from a cold, impersonal preciseness. Believe it or not, perfection sounds bland.

    sprayed in gradients & layered thick
    -gradients can either mean visually: a soft transition from one color to another or mathematically: the gradient of a scalar field (ie a 2D plot of data, like time versus temperature) is a vector field (a map of arrows pointing in the direction of flow, like an illustration of many arrows showing currents in a river) which points in the direction of the greatest rate of change (largest derivative)

    cloned in petri dishes then
    -I was thinking about something a friend said, during a conversation about the recent NASA discovery of an organism that uses arsenic in place of phosphorus for building its DNA chains. He’s going to school for biotech, and he said (paraphrased), “What they did is really nothing special. They forced evolution by feeding these bacteria arsenic over and over. I mean, I force evolution all the time in the lab. You have a bunch of samples and you keep trying for a specific outcome; when you get something that looks promising, you isolate that specimen and forget about the rest, and you keep iterating until you’ve got what you wanted.” That idea he was talking about, that you can create whole new strains or pathways using evolution is an idea that applies to artistic mediums as well. You create a song that’s different from your usual work, and you like it, so you keep forging down that path, with a certain direction in mind, eventually arriving as a different composer than you initially were.

    composite imaged
    -composite imaging is something I do at my job, using different methods of examining something and combining the results. Like overlaying an optical image over an X-ray image, that’s a composite image. Or two photographs which have been blended together, as in HDR, or creative masking to provide an overall better exposure.

    twenty-first generation
    eleventh remix

    -welcome to 2011

    sum totaled obscurities for
    -I love me some obscurities. Hooray for B-sides. A book of minor Beatles trivia sits on my kitchen table, a lesser known masterpiece by Van Gogh hangs on my wall in a giant frame (original shown below), and pixellated backwaters of the Silverado galaxy are what I spend my free time thinking about.

    distillation refinement
    -the process of converting “that was close” into “that was IT”

    over wide timescales
    -it takes a lot of time to assemble a menagerie of gems. A lot of failed attempts and almost-but-not-quites, a lot of practice and persistence to fill a gallery. Having this site, writing this poem, vocalizing these concepts, and painting pictures I know are going to be lame are all part of building toward a whole that will someday outshine the constituent pieces.

    eclectic nostalgia
    eased in and hit with a firm lock
    into multithreaded collusions

    -lines inspired by the song I was listening to at the time I wrote this, “Once Weekly” by The Flashbulb

    99 ways to analyze &
    99 angles to percieve

    -a reference to this poem

    we have moved beyond the saturation knob
    into the thousand-dial selective colour

    -refers to an upcoming photoshop tutorial on the benefits of selective color

    blowing the tones into a billion
    points of nuance sprinkled within
    fine paisley like mandelbrot

    -paisley has always been a favorite pattern of mine. True that it can look hideous when applied in poor taste, but when done right, it is magnificent. The elaborate shapes it forms would take forever to sketch. If I handed you my paisley tie and said “here, draw this tie, exactly” it would take all afternoon, easy. Like vector art, it’s a complex pattern made by copying, pasting, and variating. Shortly after I posted this poem, I redid the navigation bar of the site with a color-shifted image of a paisley tie I have. In the future, I intend to modify it further with extra details.

    WHEW! There you have it!

    Finding the Meaning


    2011 - 01.25

    So there’s going to be a new series of posts on here called “Finding the Meaning”.  This whole idea originally got started when I was talking with my wonderful girlfriend about a poem on here.  In my spare time I’ve been reading a small chapbook of poems by the author Heather Sellers, and although it does have some nice little gems in it, I am constantly frustrated by the inaccessible nature of her writing.  Sure, maybe I’m just too dense, too much of a dolt to “get it” but then, I write poetry myself, and I’d like to think I’m at least somewhat “hip” and/or “with it” enough to grasp the meanings of some cryptic poetry–at a certain point, unless you want to explain the art (at least a little bit), it’s just meaningless to the majority of your audience.  And that sorta sucks!

    My girl and I were chatting about the poem “Fine Paisley Like Mandelbrot” and I sort of realized that I had fallen into the same trap–too much ambiguity.

    Also, another thing that had been on my mind was the recollection of an awesome article on the video games blog Kotaku, where people were discussing their favorite memories and “experiences” playing Grand Theft Auto.  I really got into that discussion, to the point where I read through hundreds of comments.  And it got me thinking: I enjoy listening to people discuss the reasons why they like things.

    So in that spirit I smash the proverbial champagne bottle over the hull of this new ship, christened, “Finding the Meaning”

    Putting things in perspective: Neat!


    2011 - 01.24

    So I was flipping through the “Cosmos: A Field Guide” book tonight and decided to stop on the comets page while I ate my dinner.  I read over the text and checked out the photos, saving the captions for last.  There’s a large (read: 17″x14″) full page image of a comet that is quite a nice shot, which I admired it for a while as I finished up my sandwich.  I read over the captions for the other 5 comets pictured, which had orbital periods ranging from 5.5 years (Comet Tempel, the target of the Deep Impact Spacecraft) up to 76 years (Halley’s Comet).  Cool.  Then moved over to read the caption for the full page image.  It’s name (awesomely) is Comet “Neat”! Hah!  Here is the photo:

    Then I read the caption.  Orbital period for this comet?  THIRTY-SEVEN-THOUSAND YEARS.  I had to double check the number–did that really say 37,000 years?… oh.  I guess that’s right.

    That’s wild.   The last time this thing plunged into the inner solar system, mankind had just migrated to Australia and Europe for the first time.  And we were at the Cro-Magnon stage in our evolution.  The next time this comet will return to our inner solar system?  Humans will have long ago evolved into something new.  Thirty Seven Thousand is such a bafflingly large timescale.

    How many historical figures can you name from over a thousand years ago?   Three thousand?  Five?  Fifteen?  In 37,000 years, us, and everyone we ever met will be completely forgotten about, and the particles which made up our bodies will long ago have decayed and been recycled into Earth, possibly even having been incorporated into several new organisms by then.  If there are some descendants of today’s homo sapiens that have survived, they wont’ call it the year 39,xxx AD–today’s popular mythologies will all have died out long ago.  Just like today’s date is not measured in years related to Zeus, Odin, or Ra, the ancient Egyptian sun god.  I wonder what gods the Cro-Magnons worshiped?

    Check out NASA’s site with this cool interactive ‘orbit diagram’ that shows the positions all the planets and the comet as it traveled through space.  If you line up the solar system on it’s axis and hit play to watch the comet slide by, you’ll notice that it doesn’t even pass through the orbits of any planet.  In it’s moment closest to the sun it picks up a lot of speed for a brief moment too.  We should’ve gone all ‘deep-impact’ and launched a satellite to travel to the comet… it could have landed and rode along for the ride out to the oort cloud.  What a journey?!

    Wave goodbye kids!

    the art of overstatement


    2011 - 01.24

    I really love it when people use the word amazing to describe something which is clearly not all that amazing. I mean, hyperbole abounds even in the average conversation, but there’s something about the word “amazing” that adds to the humor of gross exaggerations for me. Another one that cracks me up maybe even more, simply because it gets thrown around less is “phenomenal.”

    I was once on the phone with a customer service rep, giving her my contact information for some kind of mundane thing like setting up automated bill pay, and I remember she kept using these superlatives every time I gave her a piece of information. After entering in my mailing address she said “Alright. Phenomenal.” Then moved on to the next inquiry. I had to laugh in the middle of our phone call.

    I wondered to myself, ‘What about my address was just such a compelling phenomenon? Was the number somehow significant to her by some odd coincidence, like a birth date or major life event?’ Something told me, no. By the ample amount of excessive adjectives in our conversation, it’s a safe bet she spoke like that all the time. I bet her night at the bar last night was “unbelievable.” That game of beer-pong–“EPIC.” And this one joke the bartender told? A-MAAAZING!

    Pfffff

    Album Review: Arboreal by The Flashbulb


    2011 - 01.21

    I’ll be right upfront about it: this album has totally blown me away.


    Now for the caveats: there are some disposable tracks on here, there is one track which sticks out for not belonging, and there are even some sections which I find grating and annoying–BUT!!–This disc has at least 6 tracks on it which are, if I had to pick one word, inspirational. And that’s a big compliment. I use the word inspirational in the sense that as a musician, listening to this album makes me want to run off and try to make music that sounds like this does. They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery; I’d like to spend a while flattering The Flashbulb.

    Okay, so funny thing is, I went through this guy’s back catalog (partway) and didn’t really find ANYTHING similar to this album, or that really moved me much at all. That seems strange to me. I can’t remember the last time I discovered a badass new artist and it was ONLY their most recent disc that interested me. But that would seem to be the case here. Let’s start with the good stuff:

    Tracks 5 through 9 are a fucking masterpiece. They vary in genre… wildly. “Meadow Crush” (5) has gentle strings and some pleasantly-chill guitar playing over a bed of very active electronic drums which I’d place in the IDM category. “A Raw Understanding” (6) takes things up a notch with a fuzzy driving rhythm guitar background and in-your-face drums with lots of stutter effects, slicing and chopping. This track definitely qualifies as “breakcore” and it’s a well-done example. Intense, but not over-the-top or grating to listen to, the way breakcore can be. The sparse instrumental work over the top of this madness really lends a triumphant, masterful feel to the sum total. At the end of the track, there’s a mellow piano outro which lets you down easy; it lets you way, *WAY* down into track 7, “Dread, Etched in Snow”. It’s essentially piano only, with a delicate bed of electronic murmuring blurred out behind it.

    Track 8, “A Million Dotted Lines” comes in with a gentle, cascading synthesizer which gets filled out with some pads and a sparse but well-crafted melody. The feel of this song (and the previous one) is almost kind of nostalgic or wistful. It delves into some lush, reversed-sounding echos before a fading off into the distance, carrying us into my favorite track:

    “Once Weekly” (9) opens up with mellow pads establishing the chords. Before long, a kaleidescope of glitch-esque electronic drums buzzes and crackles to life, in some of the most badass drum sequencing work I’ve heard since Telefon Tel Aviv. It’s a mind-boggling cacophony of sound that fizzles and bubbles away over the smooth calm of the continuing pads and strings. At 2:27 there is a piano breakdown that just hits me so hard. Like a ton of bricks. Emotional bricks. It sounds like a melody you once heard but forgot, narrowly existing in some faint memory. It’s gorgeous. I have not been able to stop listening to this track. The finely-crafted drums, the delicate and emotive piano playing… awesome. Just. Awesome.

    As for the rest of Arboreal, there are some other decent tunes on here as well. 1, 2, 10, and 11 are good, 13 starts out neat then gets too heavy handed for me, and 14, 15, and 17 are great tunes I really enjoy as well.

    Now for the bad:

    Anytime he gets heavy with the guitar distortion, I don’t know, a voice in my mind just goes “NEXT.” Maybe I don’t dig his tone, or maybe I’m just oversaturated and therefore ridiculously picky when it comes to hard-guitar music. In any event, tracks 3, 4, and 16 just are not for me. Dislike. And then there’s track 12, “The Great Pumpkin Tapes” which is, exactly as you might guess, music from the Charlie Brown Halloween special. My reaction to it now, having listened several times, is precisely the same as my initial reaction: “what the hell is this doing on this record??” It’s well done and all but it’s just… baffling. It doesn’t fit in, at all, and it jolts you out of the album. Suddenly you’re straight up listening to a jazz rendition of Charlie Brown. No. I love B-Sides, but this is a B-Side that doesn’t belong, and consequently detracts from the whole.

    So! To recap, Arboreal is an album with badass electronic drum programming of the highest degree. It doesn’t upend Telefon Tel Aviv as the champs of wild sequencer masterworks, but it does do something they don’t: bookends, and in some sections overlaps, intense, high-minded IDM/breakcore drums with sweeping, organic piano and synths. This unusual combination of high electronica against the very rich, “real” tones of gentle instrumental work is what makes this disc very much worth a listen. And it it’s most glorious moments, worthy of emulation.

    I’m going to give this disc two scores: if you cut it down to just tracks 1,5,6,7,8,9,14 and 15 then I would give it probably a 9.2/10. If you include the whole album, Maybe more like a 7 or 6.5/10. When it falters, I kinda groan, but at it’s peak, I’m utterly enthralled. Give it a spin and judge for yourself!

    Photoshop Tutorial: Shadows/Highlights


    2011 - 01.18

    This is the first in a series of Photoshop tutorials which will detail how I like to spice up (“let’s enhance!”) my photos.

    The very first thing I like to do to just about any picture I edit is to hit it with some Shadows/Highlights. This option can be found under the Image -> Adjustments menu. What it does is brighten up the darker areas of your photos (that’s the “shadows” part), and darkens down the bright areas (that’s the highlights part). You might say, well, I already do that with the ‘Curves’ or some other adjustment. As with many image adjustments, there’s a hundred ways to roughly accomplish the same thing. Personally, I feel that Shadow/Highlight gives the most pleasing appearance, and allows me to push the levels as hard as I want without making the image look obviously altered.

    The more important of the two options is definitely shadows. There’s three sliders here: Amount, Tonal Width, and Radius. Amount is how hard you want to apply the overall effect, and Tonal Width is how wide of a range of the dark colors do you want to apply it over. A small Tonal Width would affect only the darkest of the blacks, versus a wide Tonal Width which would affect dark blacks and some medium blacks. There’s really no golden formula with these; I think every photo I do has slightly different settings. A good basic guideline is simply to get a noticeable boost of detail in the dark areas of your picture without making it look like it was edited. Notice in the tire above, you can start to see some detail there, but it’s not bright as daylight.  That’s what you want; a little extra detail. If you crank the sliders your picture will start to look like one of those overdone HDR pictures that everyone loves to hate on. Don’t crank the sliders. Don’t be that guy. Remember: just because you CAN get detail inside every shadow definitely does not mean that you SHOULD. Such a photo will look unrealistic, like a special effect in a movie that sticks out because it’s just too clean looking. Get a modest boost in the detail, and then start adjusting your Radius slider.  The image below shows TOO MUCH of a good thing.  Drowning your steak in steak sauce does not enhance the flavor.

    The Radius controls how small regions adjacent to one another will be affected. Start moving it around and you’ll see what works best. What you want to avoid is what I’d call “bloom”. That is, gradients which are obviously caused by some kind of brightness editing, such as a noticeable brightness shift at the horizon in your sky. Again, the results should look natural.

    The same concepts discussed above apply to the Highlights section. The main thing I’ll say about highlights is that I rarely use it! And if I do, it’s usually with a small Tonal Width and a small Amount. Only few and far between will come the photo that actually benefits from the Highlights enhancement. Even if you’ve got a strongly overexposed image, it often looks better to just make it look like you’re intentionally blowing things out, rather than trying to tame it into being a normal exposure.  The above image of the Metra train was made with excessive highlights applied, creating the halo effect that plagues so many poorly done HDR images.  Avoid that halo whenever possible.

    Lastly, the controls at the bottom of the window midtone contrast and color correction are best left at neutral settings. Maybe a mild color boost through using the color correction slider, but please, go easy. You can get far, FAR superior color using selective color, which we’ll talk about soon! As for contrast, the best way to adjust that is in the curves dialog, and I think it makes the most sense to do that at the end, when you’re done tweaking other things like color and sharpness.

    fine paisley like mandelbrot


    2011 - 01.16


    sunburst flares
    magnified, deconvoluted
    upon spectra wavelength
    chopped, split, spliced
    reconstitued, & noise filtered

    grasped with warm
    nearly-sweating anxious palms
    of blossoming love’s first
    intertwinement

    divine vector pattern explosions
    miniscule star filter artifactings
    revolve non-linear focus-pulls
    densely populated in unpredictable
    differential units
    along our revolution’s arc

    the bokeh of horse-hair strings
    with richness of three cent detuning
    sprayed in gradients & layered thick
    cloned in petri dishes then
    composite imaged

    twenty-first generation
    eleventh remix
    sum totaled obscurities for
    distillation refinement
    over wide timescales

    eclectic nostalgia
    eased in and hit with a firm lock
    into multithreaded collusions
    99 ways to analyze &
    99 angles to percieve

    we have moved beyond the saturation knob
    into the thousand-dial selective colour
    blowing the tones into a billion
    points of nuance sprinkled within
    fine paisley like mandelbrot